Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

a little joke.

2006-11-07T00:12:05Z

I went trick or treating.
and I got that Bazooka gum.
and it had a cute little Bazooka joe and his gang comic on the inside.
I thought it was funny.
and I wanted to share it with you.
enjoy.

Joe: Isn't mort coming to the game to cheer with us wolfgang.
Wolfgang: No hes going to stay home and pet a pony instead.
Joe: Pet a pony?
Wolfgang: Yes, he said he was feeling a little hoarse.

haha... well i think that was funny.

Read thisss...

2006-11-01T23:20:57Z

Alright I got this in an email. read it. its really worth your timee.!

Two Choices

What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice?

At a fund raising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?"

The audience was stilled by the query.

The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child."

Then he told the following story:

Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, "Do you think they'll let me play?" Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.

Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around for guidance and said, "We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning."

Shay struggled over to the team's bench and, with a broad smile, put on a team shirt. His Father watched with a small tear in his eye and warmth in his heart. The boys saw the father's joy at his son being accepted. In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three. In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as his father waved to him from the stands. In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again. Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.

At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game? Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.

However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing that the other team was putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least make contact. The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed. The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay. As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.

The game would now be over. The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman. Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.

Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the first baseman's head, out of reach of all team mates. Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling, "Shay, run to first! Run to first!" Never in his life had Shay ever run that far, but he made it to first base. He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.

Everyone yelled, "Run to second, run to second!" Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to the base. By the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball ... the smallest guy on their team who now had his first chance to be the hero for his team. He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions so he, too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head. Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.

All were screaming, "Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay"

Shay reached third base because the opposing shortstop ran to help him by turning him in the direction of third base, and shouted, "Run to third! Shay, run to third!"

As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet screaming, "Shay, run home! Run home!" Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the grand slam and won the game for his team.

"That day", said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, "the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world".

Shay didn't make it to another summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making his father so happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!

jaimie_xoxo @ 2006-10-14T18:11:00

2006-10-14T22:12:44Z

Ashley.
when you text me
say more then
hey you.
it would be much appreciated.
and you might even get a text back next time.
lovee.
<3

jaimie_xoxo @ 2006-10-04T17:52:00

2006-10-04T21:53:07Z

Girls are bitches.

No joke.

Am I not right.

jaimie_xoxo @ 2006-10-02T18:56:00

2006-10-02T22:56:31Z

Sometimes I wonder if I am doing the right thing...

jaimie_xoxo @ 2006-09-24T17:40:00

2006-09-24T21:41:13Z

Ringette is starting tonight.
I am tres excited :)

Scoreee..

2006-09-19T00:19:08Z

And the braces have finally come off... yes!

In the words of every girl...

2006-09-13T20:47:29Z

...Boys Suck!

That is all.

jaimie_xoxo @ 2006-09-09T19:22:00

2006-09-09T23:23:41Z

I have been sleeping way to much.
There much be something wrong with me.
On another note.
School had a football game today.
I went.
It was intense.
Guess I am going again to the friday game.
Which, is an actully game.
Today was exabision.
Sweet.

jaimie_xoxo @ 2006-09-01T13:57:00

2006-09-01T17:58:39Z

Ohh how I love waking up low in the morning and not realizing it.
And I deffinatly love how it takes me 15 minutes to open up apple juice.
Wonderful.
I love life

jaimie_xoxo @ 2006-07-08T00:02:00

2006-07-08T04:03:06Z

I miss le Camp...

That is all

<3

I'm still here...

2006-05-24T23:37:38Z

In case anyone was wondering, i am still here. i have been pre-occupied with myspace. and i keep forgeting to post here.. things are good. and looking up. my marks are coming up, i have 2 marks in the 80's and well the others i am not to sure about.. there is 16 school days left... yes! well not really i will miss many people when i leave... uhh.. CDA walk... whats going on there... are people planing on a wonderland trip the saturday before. whoa, i still need to get pledges... i am doing the JDRF walk in north bay teh weekend before. i am going to be busy busy busy. crazyness.. oh well it wil be fun... i broke my camera... well the screen got smashed, so now i need to go and get that fixed soon... real soon... hmmm... well thats it.. hope everyone is hvign a good time and such... talk to you all soon!! byee

an almost perfect situation

2006-05-13T01:21:06Z

Soo, there's this boy... and he kinda has my heart... and i really dont no what to do...

when one thinks way to much before they go to bed, they come up with this..

2006-05-02T03:24:55Z

Without my friends, I would be lost... I love you all :)

Stupid people who assume too much!

2006-05-01T18:56:09Z

While sitting in my 5th period business class, and not doing my work, this is wahat i have been thinking about and decided to rant about. I am at school today, and there is a couple of guys that i tend to hang out with all the time, and there my pretty good friends. I walk into first period class and the first thing i here is, are you going out with "so and so". and i am like no, cause i am not going out witn his person. then i get to 5th period and the first thing i hear is, are you going out with "so and so" (This time it is a different person that they are asking me if i'm going out with, its also a different person asking) and i think to myself, why do people have to be soo damn nosey, it really pisses me off, like am i not allowed to have friends that are guys... without people assuming that i am dating them, if i were dating them you would no, it would be obvious, but if i am just hanging out with them they why the frig would you need to ask if i am dating them, first of all it would be non of their business if i was dating sumone unless i told you/them that i was dating sumone!!! is this making any sense yet? also, why do people think that if your joking arounf with a guy/girl, or even just talking to them that they call it flirting liek honestly, get a life and stop assuming things it soo stupid/ if i decide to involve you in my life then i will, but i don't want you to stick your nose where it doesn't belong, unless i decide to involve you myself!! got it? make sense? wow, some people are soo dumb and the dumb only seem to get dumber!!!! that is my rant for the day, for the week maybe even the month... it actully even feels good to rant, mayeb it will be done more often, anyways that is all.
love you all <3

Heh heh heh

2006-05-01T02:05:57Z

Myspace is the greatest, i vote everyone gets it :)
Heres mine...

http://www.myspace.com/jaimie_xoxo

Go and check it out! :)

jaimie_xoxo @ 2006-04-21T21:47:00

2006-04-22T01:51:00Z

Next party I am going and getting completely smashed, I am sick of this bullshit...

Friends suck they are all retarded back stabbing bitches. I'm over them, I have none.

People need to learn the fucking definition of best friend, cause no one clearly does anymore.

That is all...

Attention Ladies....

2006-04-19T01:19:16Z

I need some advice... I have the dryest skin on the face of the planet, and I have litterly tryed everything. and nothing is working. anyone have any advice what so ever!! pleaseee

And i no how much iit hurts..

2006-04-18T00:23:57Z

I feel like I have been abandoned by everyone. My friends, My family, everyone. I feel like no one cares anyone. Why do i feel this way..? I know there is people out there who care.

Watch out pedestrianss!!

2006-04-13T00:34:34Z

haha i got my G1 today!! my mom took me driving and i didn't crash the car!! i am soo proudd!! haha

Pretty cool, thanks Kale :)

2006-04-10T19:57:16Z

Go to Wikipedia and look up your birth day (excluding the year).

List three neat facts, two births and one death in your journal, including the year.

Three Facts:
March 11, 1897 - A meteorite enters the earth's atmosphere and explodes over New Martinsville, West Virginia. The debris causes damage but no human injuries are reported.
March 11, 1941 - World War II: President Franklin Delano Roosevelt signs the Lend-Lease Act into law, allowing American-built war supplies to be shipped to the Allies on loan. .
March 11, 1993 - Janet Reno is confirmed by the United States Senate and sworn-in the next day, becoming the first female Attorney General of the United States.

Two births:
March 11, 1971 - Johnny Knoxville, American television personality
March 11, 1979 - Benji Madden and Joel Madden, American musician (Good Charlotte)

One death:
March 11, 1847 - Johnny Appleseed, American pioneer agronomist (b. 1774)

jaimie_xoxo @ 2006-04-08T23:14:00

2006-04-09T03:18:06Z

Time has never gone bye soo slow in my whole entire life. I am so exhausted, I havn't been able to sleep in, in forever. Ohh how it makes time go by so slowly, i can't wait till easter weekend :)

Attention all diabetics....and non diabetics too!!

2006-04-03T20:38:55Z

This is really really good, and really really interesting!!! I suggest you all check it out, you will lovee it. Tell me what you think of itt... my mom sent it to me, and she said that it was amazing!!!

http://diabetes.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.dlife.com/dLife/do/ShowContent/dlife%5Fmedia/tv/video%5Fstory%5Fof%5Finsulin.html

Finally we're getting some media!!

2006-04-02T02:13:48Z

Is you have any intrest in the sport of ringette this might be sumthing interesting to read. Well the first one is interesting, the second one i'm just gloating about :)

http://www.baytoday.ca/content/sports/details.asp?c=12706

http://www.baytoday.ca/content/sports/details.asp?c=12638

....

2006-03-31T01:26:13Z

Stressed to the freaking max! I have no idea what to do....i need to go on a vacation, somewhere hott or sumthing, anyone who has money wanna come...